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pandagrlee: yeah, vivian told me all about the orange
Haname Hime: vivian be down with the orange yo
pandagrlee: in the hood with the dogs at the bogs
pandagrlee: sipping juicy juice and writing blogs

Farmland CowFace: adolf hilter is like; "WRITE ABOUT ME YOU FOO'"

curby412: i think part of my problem is that i smile a lot in disbelief, and people think that i think they're funny

Cpt RandomGuy: Yes, I was able to effectively restore the land using my mining equipment - a small paper clip - to brush most of the wayward cookie particles back into the realm of the mountain. Beyond this, every particle to escape retrieval was of awkward shape as to defy the sweeping motion of the paper clip.

Leslie Said: My voice sounds like a mouse being scraped on a cheese grater.

Cpt RandomGuy (8:33:55 PM): all you really get out of some of the really popularized ones are affirmations all around of idiocy without bound
Haname Hime (8:34:29 PM): haha
Haname Hime (8:34:37 PM): wow, criticism in rhyme
Haname Hime (8:34:40 PM): nice
Cpt RandomGuy (8:34:47 PM): it's really kind of unsound

Farmland CowFace (9:27:35 PM): cause
Farmland CowFace (9:27:36 PM): XD
Farmland CowFace (9:27:38 PM): you're aweseormaf

Haname Hime (4:54:36 PM): so at the beginning of the story the bird and the fish fall in love
Haname Hime (4:54:41 PM): but i have no clue how to end the story
arashi no kisei (4:57:24 PM): the bird eats the fish

Christina said: I give myself an F for Effort.

Christina said: So the Kraken is Davy Jone's bitch....

My mom said: I'm on the lookout for invisable people.

Haname Hime (9:46:29 PM): do you know what christina said to me two days ago?
Haname Hime (9:46:54 PM): "you know emily, there's more to life than sitting in a dark room discussing existentialism"
Haname Hime (9:46:59 PM): I'm not that bad am I?
curby412 (9:47:30 PM): of course not.
curby412 (9:47:40 PM): you discuss existentialism in fairly bright rooms

Laurel Wrote: It is a strange place populated by Japanese tourists, bewildered displaced people from the Midwest, and bug-eyed bleached-haired girls from SoCal. It would be a great place to shoot a zombie movie.

Vivian said: "I'm Asian. I steal napkins."

farmlandcowface (7:13:56 PM): *FACEDESKS*

farmlandcowface (7:55:22 PM): there's this funny line in chp...18
farmlandcowface (7:55:25 PM): the silver doe
farmlandcowface (7:55:28 PM): where hairy says
farmlandcowface (7:55:39 PM): "i love her like a sister...and she thinks the same of me" or something like that
farmlandcowface (7:55:45 PM): and i was like: "hermione thinks of you as a sister?"

farmlandcowface: omgz david bowie
farmlandcowface: it looks like there's a dead ferret on your head

Leslie said: NO! Your love is false! Turn it backwards and it's evil....spelled...incorrectly....

Emi said: Grrr....Glen. I want to stab him WITH HIS HAIR!

farmlandcowface: IM FRIGGING IOAFK;LJFREAKING OUT

Matt said: Seagulls are the chavs of the animal kingdom.

onyx adonte secherabe Eid askowin Akhenaten says:
I am Something Awesomeness Powerful

Danielle said: "Like the plague only cooler"

farmlandcowface: OMG
farmlandcowface: I WAS GOING TO TYPE LIKE HAHAHAKEYBOARDSLAM
farmlandcowface: BUT MY FINGERS WERE MISPLACED (AGAIN)
farmlandcowface: AND THEY TYPED GARYGARYGA-
farmlandcowface: AND I WAS LIKE: O_O
farmlandcowface: UH NO
farmlandcowface: I DUN THINK SO
farmlandcowface: SISTAH

Jessica said: Make the hand touch its toes.

Math You - vital parts missing says:
the bean lord is cunning

Matt said: sartre pwns j00

all the black is really white if you believe it says:
after all
all the black is really white if you believe it says:
love is measured in gnarly points

curby412 (8:23:44 PM): you're NEVER allowed to do ANYTHING without my express permission.

Rebecca and I said: "Leonardo di Frikkin Caprio" in synchronization.

Me: You can say that a few thousand more times, because I'm never going to get tired of it.
Christina: I can carve it into stone if you want. Or get Ms. Milgrim to sandblast it onto a bowling ball.
Me: *dies laughing*
Christina: You're going to put that on your stupid quote page aren't you?

My philosophy teacher said: "It's just Martians. Martians all the time."

Matt said: "A big...thing...of love."

Math You says:
and he said unto her: gadsabfalgbeigkbslgsnkjaslngksbdg

Vivian said: "So my brother was like 'Riiiiiiiight, so do you want something to eat?' and I said 'NO, because I'm NOT DRUNK.'"

Emily says:
Matt, you've already made me melt and evaporate, I'm running out of states of matter over here
...until the very end of me says:
plasma is a state of matter
...until the very end of me says:
I'm so helpful
Emily says:
HAHAHHA
...until the very end of me says:
I'm the best boyfriend EVER!!!!

Haname Hime (4:16:02 PM): I don't even need to say things
curby412 (4:16:38 PM): we have like, THE SAME MIND, emily!
curby412 (4:16:41 PM): WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN
Haname Hime (4:16:12 PM): yeah
Haname Hime (4:16:22 PM): see, I can't even say that I can't say anything
Haname Hime (4:16:37 PM): can I say that I can't say that I can't say anything?
Haname Hime (4:16:40 PM): yes...........
Haname Hime (4:16:42 PM): *waits*
Haname Hime (4:16:46 PM): hmmm
Haname Hime (4:16:49 PM): I think I can
curby412 (4:17:33 PM): i was waiting
curby412 (4:17:35 PM): so you could do it
Haname Hime (4:17:05 PM): dammit

My Anthro professor: "Ze hyphy people with zer slide-shows..."
Student: "You mean side shows?"

Haname Hime (9:47:06 PM): like, "what is love"
Haname Hime (9:47:14 PM): "what is happiness"
farmlandcowface (9:47:55 PM): yeah
Haname Hime (9:47:19 PM): "what.....the hell"
farmlandcowface (9:47:57 PM): sort of like that
farmlandcowface (9:48:02 PM): "WHAT IS THE HELL?"
farmlandcowface (9:48:10 PM): contemplate the nature of curse words
farmlandcowface (9:48:12 PM): i dont know

My Antho professor said: If you want, I can brainwash ideas with you....

My philosophy professor said: Let's pretend we're sunflowers. It's Berkeley, we're all sunflowers.

My philosophy professor said: If you learn nothing else in this class, remember this: if a psychology major ever asks you to participate in an experiment, whatever the experiment is is a LIE.

Someone watching the cal game said: If you can't stand the kitchen, get out of the heat!

Haname Hime (6:14:11 PM): *high fives*
pandagrlee (6:14:49 PM): *smacks you in the head*
Haname Hime (6:14:51 PM): nice
Haname Hime (6:14:52 PM): smooth
pandagrlee (6:15:03 PM): ...just trying to be realistic

Matt said: I'm trying to dance and I'm wrapped in duvet.

Andrew said: I wonder if Mitt Romney's nickname is Mittens.

Evan said: That is our thesis - "You don't know commons, chica."

Matt said: I'm going to inhale the fumes from my permanent marker and DIE!!!!!!

My philosophy professor said (and I paraphrase): One girl said to another "Hey, guuurl, where's your party at?" The other girl, being a grammatically-conscious individual, told her it was improper to end a sentence with a preposition, to which the first girl replied "Where's you're party at, bitch?"

curby412 (11:10:09 PM): me?
curby412 (11:10:10 PM): i
curby412 (11:10:11 PM): AM
curby412 (11:10:13 PM): ME.
curby412 (11:10:17 PM): that is sufficient.
Haname Hime (11:10:21 PM): I thought you were going to say
Haname Hime (11:10:22 PM): I
Haname Hime (11:10:23 PM): AM
Haname Hime (11:10:25 PM): SPARTA
curby412 (11:10:31 PM): hahaha
curby412 (11:10:34 PM): in all honesty
curby412 (11:10:41 PM): for a second there, thats what i thought was coming, too

kindness in a mote of thought says:
who knows
kindness in a mote of thought says:
maybe life will be ok in the end
kindness in a mote of thought says:
if we just watch enough movies

Matt said: I almost tripped over my own elbow.

Vivian said: So then she found a statue of her god, and she said, "Oh my god!..."

curby412 (10:50:12 AM): snuggles is his work alias
curby412 (10:50:26 AM): by night, he IS
curby412 (10:50:29 AM): HUGGLES

My ESPM teacher *adjusting the window curtain*: Let's just move this light around until it's right on everyone at least once. Gosh, where is this light coming from anyway?
Student: The sun.

farmlandcowface (11:07:52 PM): yeah yeah
farmlandcowface (11:07:55 PM): 1984 and star wars
farmlandcowface (11:08:04 PM): DARTH VADER IS WATCHING YOU
farmlandcowface (11:08:06 PM): well more like
farmlandcowface (11:08:09 PM): breathing down your neck
farmlandcowface (11:08:13 PM): very loudly.

Jessica said: Haven't you ever felt utter serenity while looking at a baked potato? I know I have.

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Leslie: I think you should marry a hot guy so you can have a hot baby.
Christina: If I had a hot baby, I'd say......ow.....

Rebecca said (paraphrase): My expressions are so funny. I always say like "that blew the pants off of me." Which is literally not true. Except for that one time....

Haname Hime (6:52:28 PM): when I die, I'll call you and you can direct my death scene as you see fit
curby412 (6:52:35 PM): awesomeeee
curby412 (6:52:54 PM): ive always wanted to direct my own suicide by arsenic scene!
curby412 (6:52:57 PM): in all seriousness

ESTABLISHINGSHOT says:
I AM LE PSYCHIC!!!!!
ESTABLISHINGSHOT says:
LE indicating that I speak le bollocks

farmlandcowface (9:38:41 PM): ive been braindead since the dawn of birth!

farmlandcowface (8:12:01 PM): life is just a conflicting rubber ball of contradictions

Christina said: they're not braces, they're NERD GRILLS!

My philosophy GSI Alex said: Well, bye guys. I hope you all become nihilists, join a monastery or kill your son.

curby412 (12:08:14 AM): farmlandcowface (12:06:04 AM): you must have been jewish in your past life
farmlandcowface (12:06:13 AM): like i think i must have been italian in my past life
curby412 (12:07:41 AM): i think i must have been jewish in all my past lives
curby412 (12:07:51 AM): and in my last one, i screwed up really badly
curby412 (12:08:06 AM): so i was born a christian this time around and left to struggle

Rebecca said: "Wow, Donizetti had syphilis and bi-polar disorder. He was a well-rounded individual."

Leslie said: "When I'm rich I'm going to buy a harpsichord instead of a house."

Haname Hime (8:59:23 PM): yeah, cus you like me better than them
farmlandcowface (8:59:29 PM): duhhhh
farmlandcowface (8:59:32 PM): HUGGLESSHUMGUELELLES

farmlandcowface (8:50:18 PM): im in my AWKWARD BOX

Emeiteetee says:
mtn ktns bkjf
Emeiteetee says:
wow
Emeiteetee says:
random typing that looks like real words
Emeiteetee says:
mutton kittens bikefjords?

curby412 (8:24:21 PM): omg, if mccain was any WORSE at public speaking, plant life would die

Rebecca said: "That's just what popped into my mouth." and seconds later "I would have said my brain but it wasn't my brain so it was my mouth that thought of it."

Rebecca(paraphrase): "You know people always say 'Rebecca is so weird how can she handle herself' but if I can handle myself I can handle other people, but sometimes I can't handle myself so maybe I can't handle other people, so can I handle you?" and seconds later "Don't discriminate against the word handle."

Rebecca said: Awesomeness is great.

Emily says:
well you're clearly not lacking in intelligence from what I can see
Enrald says:
I might be hiding it well
Enrald says:
which would denote intelligence...
Enrald says:
see I AM stupid

yuko says:
i want to strangle something
yuko says:
like my nose

yuko says:
LOLLLLLZ
yuko says:
OMG
yuko says:
I WANT TO PUT JOSH GROBAN INTO A LITTLE CONTAINER
yuko says:
AND SQUEEZE HIGH PITCH SOUNDS OUT OF HIM
yuko says:
AND RECORD THEM
yuko says:
AND MAKE A MIX
yuko says:
-TAPE

Christina said: "House can't help but stick his nose in everything. He's like an old Asian woman."

Enrald says: (4:29:06 PM)
I dont know, Vulcans always come across very... English to me
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